- do you guys ever have dreams that potentially set off your day for a bad start?
"It wasn’t my day. My week. My month. My year. My life. God damn it."
Charles Bukowski (via corde-raide)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
shout out to me for not killing myself yet
I feel like if I ever got a boyfriend I’d have no idea what to do with it and leave it outside.
